Saturday, July 4, 2009

Independence Day

Happy 4th of July to my fellow American readers!

As usual, it is rainy and overcast on July 4th in Miami, FL. *shrugs* You get used to it, kind of. All the major holidays in the summer in Miami will invariably feature rainclouds. Heck, the summer itself will invariably feature rainclouds. But I guess I shouldn't complain and enjoy today's holiday for what it means: independence.

That's a word I don't often think about in my day-to-day life. You see, I've realized I take my freedom for granted. I was born with it and have never known life without it.

To give you a little bit of my own background, I was born in the United States to two immigrant Cuban parents. They came as teenagers with their families just as Fidel Castro was taking power. This was back in the 1960's, when Cubans were still allowed to come on planes and not have to resort to riskier methods like they do today, like taking a raft or (I kid you not) getting a car to float because their government would not let them leave. Several of my own students are Cubans who came to Miami that way. I hear their stories of coming by raft in the dead of night and trying to evade circling sharks and the Coast Guard in order to make it to shore. As the "wet-foot/dry-foot" policy goes in the states, so long as the Cubans reach dry land, they can stay. If they are captured in the sea, they have to go back to Cuba.

When my parents arrived with their respective families in the '60s, they didn't have to resort to such risky measures. But that doesn't mean that they weren't leaving for the same reason as today's Cuban immigrants -- they experienced some of the same oppression under Fidel. My mother had two aunts jailed for no reason other than the government didn't appreciate their owning their own business (a grocery store). And it wasn't like any Cuban in the '60s could just up and leave when he wanted to -- you had to receive special permission from the government, or as it's called, la loteria (the lottery).

I can only imagine what that kind of life must be like, that kind of oppression. I can only imagine the difficulties my family endured upon immigrating to the states: having to learn a new language, having to learn to navigate a new way of life. I was born into this way of life and it's the only one I've ever known. I've never been to Cuba and none of my family has ever been back. Truth be told, they don't want to. They hear enough from more recent immigrants about how much their country has changed to know there's no good dwelling in a past that no longer exists.

Today for perhaps the first time I truly recognize how fortunate I am to have my independence. I don't know if I'll ever go to Cuba -- part of me is curious. However, because of the embargo and ironically enough because I am an American citizen, I am not allowed to go to Cuba anyways. I hope this will change some day in the future, just as I hope Cuba itself will change. I don't believe like many Cuban-Americans do that Cuba will change overnight as soon as Fidel Castro dies. I think that kind of change does not happen overnight. It will more than likely take years. Hopefully some day, I will be able to take my children if not my own parents back to Cuba so that we can see where my family originated.

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Wednesday, July 1, 2009

The Summer of Films

I hereby christen this summer "The Summer of Films." I think I've seen more movies in the month of June than the whole of last year. Crazy.

These are the movies I saw in June:
  • "Star Trek" (I is a trekkie now. For realz.)
  • "Drag Me to Hell" (Effing scary.)
  • "The Hangover" (Hilarious!)
  • "Up" (Best Pixar movie to date.)
  • "The Proposal" (Okay, I guess.)
  • "Transformers 2" (...)
And that's just in the theater, not counting the movies I've seen with the boyf at home on DVD. And this is not counting the movies I have yet to see this summer, like "Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince" (be still, my beating fangirl heart).

I've liked most of the movies I've seen in the theater this summer. "The Hangover" was funny as heck. I laughed so hard, I think I may have bruised a rib or two. There are a few gross-out moments, which I'm not fond of in films, but overall it was a pretty good movie.

"Up" was fantabulous. I loved how surprisingly bittersweet it was -- the first 15 minutes of the film had me bawling, then the remainder of the film had me laughing hysterically, and then getting teary again at the end. Actual line of dialogue from the film: "I am hiding under your porch because I love you." *Dies from adorableness* I love that talking dog, Doug. I want one.

"The Proposal" was only okay. It was kinda formulaic. (I know what you're going to say -- what romantic comedy isn't? My response: "Love Actually." Shut you up.)

And as for the last movie, the one I've been waiting for all summer, all year, with bated breath, the movie that had my boyf and all grown men jumping up and down like a little boy in wide-eyed expectation -- TRANSFORMERS -- and yes, the movie needs to be in all caps and all bold. The flipping movie of the flipping summer ... What did I think of it? Well, it sucked.

Yes, you read that right -- It sucked.

Let me enumerate for you the many ways it sucked: it was horribly written, there was dog-humping, robot-humping, mothers eating brownies laced with pot, robo-sluts, inexplicable dialogue, Megan Fox clearly needs to stop acting and pursue a career in Hugh Hefner's stable, the movie feels like an overblown ad for the military, and oh yeah, there are two robots who are such racial stereotypes, they have gold robot teeth. I kid you not.

But why take my word for it. Read this to see all the other 1,000,000,000 things wrong with the movie.

If I have one wish, it's that I never have to be subjected to such a shoddy film ever again. I knew it wouldn't be as good as the first one, but I had no idea it would be this bad. Blech.

Here's hoping "Harry Potter" will take the bad taste out of my mouth.

ETA: My boyf asked that I write that he REALLY hated "Transformers 2." In case that wasn't clear. And he says this as a super-duper Transformers fan.

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Monday, June 29, 2009

Lolcat of the Week

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I had to post the above pic because I fail at naps. For to the reals. But not because I fall off the bed. No. It's much worse than that.

You see, I woke up at a decent time today, 10 AM. This is decent for me because ever since school let out, I've been waking up later and later every day. So yes, I woke up at a decent time, and I fully expected to get up and go about enjoying my day while there was still sunlight available, but then the siren call of my pillow beckoned me. And I thought to myself, Self, you can just take a little nap for a little while longer. Just a nap.

I ended up waking up at 2 PM. Friggin' TWO POST MERIDIAN. Or whatever the damn PM stands for.

Good-bye, AM, nice knowing you.

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Thursday, June 25, 2009

Post-It Love

So today I woke up feeling sad for no reason at all, just kinda grumpy and not all right at all. My wonderful friend Hanny sent me this video with the promise that it would cheer me up right away. I was dubious, but I heart my Hanny, so I decided to give it a go...

And it worked. Boy did it work.

If you have ever worked in an office and/or love those little Post-It notes, you will love this video. More post after the jump:




I know, I know -- that was an overdose of cute. It's just too cute. You can see why it cheered me up! :D

What is your stance on dating a co-worker? I never have. Not for any other reason, mind, that I just was never attracted to any of my co-workers. For those of you who have ... did they ever show their feelings for you in a similar way? What is the sweetest, most incredible thing someone has done to show their love for you?

I had a boy serenade me with the song "Unchained Melody" while he was riding a bike on the street outside my window. If you didn't get to read that blog post, go here.

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Monday, June 22, 2009

Lolcat of the Week

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All jokes aside, do cats really have a superiority complex? Do they really think they are above us? Here are some things cats do that seem to prove this assumption is correct:

  • Do not attempt to call a cat using "Here, kitty, kitty" unless you want to be given an incredulous look by said feline.
  • You don't walk a cat, he walks you.
  • Don't try to read a newspaper in front of your cat unless you want him to sit precisely on top of the article you are reading.
  • No alarm clocks are necessary if you own a cat -- he'll let you know when it's time to get up (aka, feed him).

Those are just a few of the behaviors I have witnessed firsthand that suggest cats do in fact have a superiority complex. All jokes aside, I have always admired how regal and elegant cats can be. Consider that the ancient Egyptians didn't worship dogs -- they worshipped cats. I think this innate elegance in cats, this inner independence, makes them appear to be snobby and standoffish. The truth is that cats can be very affectionate. They just have to get to know you first. Whereas most dogs, God bless the friendly creatures, will lick a burglar's hand.

What's your take on cats? Conceited balls of fluff? Or independent and noble creatures?


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Sunday, June 21, 2009

"Fathers, be good to your daughters. You are the god and weight of her world."

:) Happy Father's Day! (:

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This weekend is very special in my family, not just because of Father's day, but because yesterday was my father's birthday AND my parents' 39th wedding anniversary. So yes, a very special weekend.

To celebrate, we took Dad to eat at Outback yesterday (one of his favey-fave restaurants). Good thing I was in a carnivorous mood! But I almost didn't get to eat my steak because of the bread. What is it about that restaurant's bread that I cannot resist eating more and more and more of it until I want to pop? Now, to be fair, I am a breadaholic. Yes, that word exists -- I just made it up. I will eat bread of all types. But typically, I prefer the darker breads. Pumpernickle is my absolute favorite.

Luckily, I left just enough room in my stomach for dinner. But me, I could live on bread alone quite happily thankyouverymuch.

Today we are going to treat Dad to lunch and just let him laze around the house and watch TV. His two favorite activities. ;)

Have a great Father's Day!

(The title of this post is from a John Mayer song.)

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Tuesday, June 16, 2009

K

Yesterday's Lolcat was a black cat, which prompted my question regarding superstition and whether you believed black cats crossing your path equals bad luck.

Apparently this superstition exists in the Eastern world as well, as is shown in this Japanese video. I must warn you -- you might feel a little bit weepy by the end of it. I know I did! It will definitely make you appreciate black cats more.




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